a turtle with a shell made of brown solid substance that is smeared all over that green hexagonal mushroom above a turtle's skinny, slimy jello body
by Xexdeh January 11, 2020
Get the turdlemug. When you really have to take a shit and it pokes out of your asshole, specifically used when you must clench to retract it
Derived from "turd" and "turtle", comparing the nature of poo to the nature of a turtle
Derived from "turd" and "turtle", comparing the nature of poo to the nature of a turtle
by Turdlemaster June 9, 2018
Get the Turdlemug. 
Get the Turdlemug.