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trumpkin

An act wherein one tweets lies, bullshit, or statements that incite violence whilst on the toilet (preferably a golden one).

Also known as "shit spewing out both ends"
The president-elect had a trumpkin earlier when he made fun of SNL--yet again--from his golden throne at 3:30am.
by shmek December 8, 2016
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Trumpkins

Damn Trumpkins are stinking up the place.
by Fuzzybuzzzz February 21, 2020
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Trumpkin

A Trumpkin is simply a blumpkin, but on a golden toilet (like the one ex President Donald Trump supposedly owns) Bonus points if you powder your balls with Cheeto dust beforehand.
“The president elect celebrated his victory quietly in his home, receiving a victory Trumpkin”
by Chillosophy March 30, 2021
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Trumpkin

A pumpkin carved in the inage if Donald Trump.
Nice Trumpkin.
by towilmusic October 11, 2020
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Trumpkin

A candidate for political office who is an insane racist moron running for a job for which they’re completely unqualified. Sometimes, but not always, it will be a candidate endorsed by der orange führer himself.
"That guy running for state treasurer has filed for bankruptcy several times - he's a true trumpkin!"
by zhrona June 27, 2020
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Trumpkin

A portmanteau of Trump and Bumpkin (an unsophisticated or socially awkward person from the countryside) used to indicate followers and supporters of Donald Trump.
My grandma still thinks the election was stolen. She's a total Trumpkin.
by Entropy X April 19, 2022
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Trumpkin

The blumpkin but with the unfortunate addition of a wad full of Halloween hair.
My girl was giving me the best trumpkin... That all ended when she coughed up a fur ball of my mane.
by Saucyclam November 17, 2016
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