scorpio

contrary to stereotypes, most scorpios aren't hardcore murderers that eat babies for breakfast. (most of us aren't, at least). scorpios are just regular people.

person: oh wow, that guy is so mean.. he must be a scorpio.
me: shut up, karen.

by lancemcclain August 15, 2017

Trumpkin

A pumpkin carved to look like Donald Trump. Funny, because Trump is just as orange.

Oh boy, it's almost halloween! Can't wait to put my trumpkin out on the porch!

by lancemcclain August 15, 2017