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sour tort

Chipotle worker- “What can I get for you?”
Customer- “A tortilla with sour cream. “
Chipotle worker- “Pours massive load of sour cream on tortilla.”
Customer- “More sour cream, I call it a sour tort!!”
by Honcho bill January 4, 2019
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Flour tortilla

A Hispanic male or female who looks Caucasian. These people usually have little to no Hispanic features. They are called Flour because of their white skin and tortilla because of their Hispanic dissent.
Dude I’m not white I’m Hispanic. I’m just a flour tortilla.
by The_Kitchen July 24, 2019
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tortillaing

Pronounced: tore-tea-ya-ing

The act of throwing tortillas onto something, especially cars.

It was originally started when Christine had ripped off some of the extra tortilla from her snack wrap, and decided to throw it out Brianna's window onto the car next to them. It landed perfectly onto the car, and they could not stop laughing. They have also been known to tortilla their own car, while still in it. Christine and Brianna have become known as the "Tortilla Bandits" and are coming to tortilla your car next.
"We were tortillaing cars yesterday!"
by Christine Batson November 12, 2007
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squidward tortellini

When it was the episode on SpongeBob Square Pants, when Patrick, SpongeBob, and Squidward were in a snail race. When Squidward grabbed the trophy it was Patrick who won.
"The first place snail racing cup presented to Squidward TORTELLINI!!!
by Spooky Jim Christmas December 31, 2016
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Hurricane Tortilla

The worst hurricane in recorded history. Affected all of Mexico. Shut down the tortilla making business for three years.
Person 1: Man, Hurricane Katrina was awful..
Person 2: What about Hurricane Tortilla?
by #1 Banana January 16, 2018
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torta smashing

a man who enjoys having sex with a fat chic.
"dude a cant believe brandon has been torta smashing all week; there wont be any snacks left in the house!!"
by dbginyu April 27, 2010
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Tortilla booty

"Did you see Roxy's ass?"

"Yeah, she has a tortilla booty"
by Hacobo44 July 1, 2015
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