Weapons Troop

one of three dumbasses that are numbered 1,2,and 3 man who run around with their thumbs up their asses messing up the break room and talking about loading in the desert because all of them have maybe done it once and it is the only thing in their life that they feel is worth talking about besides the fat chick with huge titties that they took home from the bar because they are so dumb that they had to pay the bitch to pretend to like what they had to offer.

weapons troop: i need to put gas in this diesel truck.

weapons expediter: take the gas key from my GASOLINE fueled truck and just throw in some unleaded, I did it once while I was in the desert in between loading bombs on planes and it didn't hurt anyone.

weapons troop: it sure is nice to know that if I fuck this up everyone already thinks that I am an idiot

by McWhirter October 28, 2008

shock_troop

Popular user of Ign's Vestibule
Master of Music, hangs arround Indie Boards, and Vestibule.
Claims to have a "41.3 GB
9,234 files
1,053 folders
560 hours, 47 minutes"
in his music library

http://users.ign.com/about/Shock_Troop?boards=ign

by -IonizesAndAtomizes- July 15, 2008

Fupa Troop

(Noun. foo-pah trewp) - a gathering of overweight females

I wanted to order a drink but there was a damn Fupa Troop preventing my access to the bartender

by Heebro September 24, 2016

poop troop

The band of sisters to which all women belong. Girls who poop together stay together. Girls must attend the bathroom together, usually to poop.

Brad: why must women always make toilet together?
Tom: it's the poop troop

by mattpacer May 16, 2016

Goop Troop

When a group of males surrounds a victim and proceeds to ejaculate all over them. Typically used in acts of dominance.

They all wear "Power Line" sunglasses from "A Goofy Movie" while they do it and laugh like the beloved Disney cartoon character, Goofy. ex. "H'yuk hehehhooo! Garsh!" When they spray their goofy goop.
Think of it as a thematic Bukkake.

Dude we totally gave Roxie a Goop Troop last night; she was practically swimming in it.

by Tatsuyamoon January 10, 2022

Goof troop

A group/ squad of goofy, dumb, aggravating, irritating or ridiculous people

Guys look, here comes the goof troop, they think they're the hardest people in school but everyone laughs at them

by Yandele July 25, 2022

Quickstrike troop

A unit in the second cavalry regiment consisting of soldiers who are either fat, on drugs. Divorced, or bootlickers.

You’re in Quickstrike troop? That place is filled with drug addicts and incompetent ncos.

by 2ndcavsucks August 2, 2022