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trolling for sympathy

A person who uses social network website like Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, etc as a diary in which they post extremely personal things such as family deaths, break-ups, or other depressing situations that a normal person would not want to share openly in order to gain attention from people. Chronic sympathy trollers will post these types of updates weeks, months, or even years after an event has happened.
"Holy shit dude we don't give a rats ass about bobby's break up two weeks ago, but he still posts depressing crap on Facebook trolling for sympathy from anyone that is gullible enough to reply."
by Jonan2012 March 18, 2011
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Trundling

The act of sticking ones finger or other object up another's anus in an attempt to cause discomfort.
Wow Josh was trundling someone so hard that they sharted and pooped a little.
by Bow N Arrow July 27, 2011
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Trolling His/Her Wood

To "troll her/his wood" is the act to purposefully confuse some one to the point of utter failure. It is done for the sole purpose of generating lulz.

Troll, meaning to the art of deliberately, cleverly, and secretly pissing people off, or attempting to trip the person with a bunch of BS.
And Wood, which usually refers to the male genitals. Some people suggest that a males wood commonly replaces the brain for teenagers. Which is the reason it is called "Trolling His/Her Wood", meaning to confuse them so much, even their brains are tripping.
Mel: I really feel like Trolling His/Her Wood right now!

Benson: Hey, there's Robert, let's Troll his Wood...watch this!

Benson: Hey Renaldo!

Robert: I think you're confusing me with someone else because my name's not Renaldo!

Mel: Hey Renaldo, I think your shoe is untied!

Robert: My name isn't Renaldo! Stop calling me that!

Teacher: Renaldo, Be quiet!
by Benson Mel Lee Cartwright December 4, 2010
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trolling motor

Trolling Motor-when a woman grabs a mans scrotum, stretches it out and pleasantly vibrates her lips against the stretched out region.Thereby, creating a sound comparable to that of a trolling motor on a boat.
Everyone agreed that Ashley's trolling motor could leave a man speechless and yearning for more.
by Justin B.S. February 2, 2009
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Trolling for todd

To troll with steel line for the illusive lake trout known as Todd.
We’re trolling for Todd, he’s very illusive
by HateSickFux August 11, 2019
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ball twiddling

The process in which the balls are being caressed and played with by someone's hands and or fingers. This can be a form of ball juggling as well. Ball twiddling also refers to the action of placing the balls in and around the mouth.
While blowing him, for maximum effect I gave him an epic ball twiddling as well.
by bosswoman December 28, 2014
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benevolent trolling

Trolling by engaging in a form of philanthropy that is directly counter to the target's beliefs.
Donating money to pay for vaccines in the name of a prominent anti-vaxer and having a letter of gratitude sent to them is a form of benevolent trolling.
by LaughsAngrily February 3, 2015
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