Triton

Triton is a term for a guy who loves potato chips and plays net a lot

That guy is such a Triton

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Triton

One of the best guys you can find. He’s really busy and love games. He can hurt you a lot but always finds a way back in your heart. He’s popular, smart, cool, and really funny. If you know him your lucky. The triton I know is the best, and I love him with all my heart.

You are handsome Triton <3.

by I<3chickennuggets November 21, 2021

Triton

A super sexy MF he has such a long shlong and all the girls can’t stay off him. He is a pure pussy getter. Triton is also very athletic and is amazing at basketball D1 bound.

Person 1: You know Triton

Person 2: Yeah I want to be just like him

by Person538429716390474 November 24, 2021

Triton

A man who will break your heart and repair it. Crazy af and has at least 5 mental disorders

hes such a Triton

by Xeries December 14, 2024

Mitsubishi Triton

A utility vehicle used by those who want to go to somewhere but are unsure of their capabilities. Because “Nothing frightens a Triton”

Mitsubishi Triton owner; I don’t have to worry about anything now because “nothing frightens a Triton”

by Teatowel May 13, 2022

King Triton

A merman with nice nipples

"I just love looking at King Triton's nipples"

by pickle1009 September 19, 2022