trail mix

(n.) 1. a combination of granola, raisins, M&Ms, etc. that tastes like a dirt path: usually eaten by hippies and ravers; 2. a combination of Viagra and Ecstasy that tastes like a dirt path but gives you a 10-hour boner: usually eaten by hippies and ravers.
1. I had some trail mix and my penis fell off.
2. I had some trail mix and my penis fell off.
by Boomin' Granny April 22, 2003
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trail off

when you ask someone a question and they begin to answer, but soon get distracted by something.
1: Hey, whats the capital of Idaho?
2: Bo...
1: Did he trail off again?
3: I think so. sigh.
by Ande Withers March 03, 2008
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Guff Trail

The foul odor trail left by someone who smells. The smell that lingers after they have left the room.
L: "Have you smelt her today"

C: "I walked down the corridor right through her Guff Trail"
by Monrgt August 12, 2011
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trail nugget

WeeMan dressed as a prostitute walking down the road looks like a trail nugget
by Gendawg April 08, 2011
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trail of triumph

An alternate name for the walk of shame, wherein an undergrad youth slinks home from the residence of a member of the opposite sex after a night out partying. Especially applicable to males after a first successful venture.
"I don't think the name 'walk of shame' is appropriate for me. Frankly, I'd prefer to call it a trail of triumph."
by Moggraider February 13, 2010
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Trail Bail

When a girl leads on a guy and then bails on any of the plans the guy has made would result in the term trail bail. Can happen to both sexes but mostly happens to men
Guy: Hey wanna hangout at the beach
Girl: No Im busy
<Guy phone calls to friend right after conversation with girl>
Guy: Hey this girl keeps leading me on but never wants to be together alone.
Guy Friend: It's because she is a trail bail and doesn't want you.
Guy: What a bitch
by theunhappyguy July 10, 2011
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Trail snatch

Pussy of any kind (hot, ugly, young, old, bushy, clean, sweet or stanky) or combination of the above encountered upon hiking trails in the backcountry.
Man 1 - I'm so horny i'd go for any trail snatch we can find.
Man 2 - Word.
by Porkys PTA August 08, 2010
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