van tour

A tour or excursion of upmost gnar-batch, within a vehicle of the van kind. Usually resulting in the inebriation of all occupants of said van, via excessive drinking of Van Tour Red (official van tour drink).

Generic person 1: hey do you wanna go on a van tour?

Generic person 2: damn right, sounds rad!

by Gnar Meister September 24, 2008

misscowski on tour

The best band ever made to make a midget happy! thier music is absoultly incredible.

Dude misscowski on tour is playing on mtv.

by Misscowski on tour December 3, 2006

poverty tour

Poverty tourism, also known as slum or ghetto tourism, is a type of urban travel undertaken by individuals from developed nations to observe poverty-stricken areas, mostly in underdeveloped or developing nations. This type of travel generally consists of guided tours around urban impoverished areas

Those wanna-be InstaBitches went to Detroit on a poverty tour to see how the "poor" live.

by Lily Waters November 6, 2021

tour support

euphemistic name for a stimulant used on tour for 'support' that might leave one prangin' out when the tour is over.

'snort more tour support and then have a drink' -the streets (hardest way to make an easy living)

by streeks May 15, 2006

slags on tour

When loose women are out and about.

A group of scantily-clad women walk by.

"Dude check it out, slags on tour!"

by tobz0r July 21, 2009

warped tour

eight hours of pure awesomeness radiating from on one of the 5 stages occupied by incredible bands.

kid 1: dude where'd ya get that awesome teeshirt, meet taking back sunday, hookup with some hott girl, mosh, crowd surf, eat shitty food & sweat!?

kid 2: warped tour man. c'mon.

by kelsey March 5, 2005

Jug tour

Jug tour

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a long or roundabout route (drive )
that includes a person or company involved in retail & or wholesale trade. supplying merchandise to a particular trade or group of clients for a unspecified amount of time on the road.

- vvsstrains

“ i didn’t make it because I was on a jug tour all day “

When do they need it ? And see if they can meet halfway

I think we are about to jug tour in few if you want to come . Bro possibly wouldn’t care to go to that location

by vvsstrains February 3, 2023