your hanging out in a hot tube with a bunch of people and there is this one fat chick that keeps talking about being hungry for hot turnips. So you tell her that your balls are the size of turnips, so why doesn't she just toss them around with her tongue. So thats when the term "tossing hot turnips" was made.
by KD&JC November 4, 2010
Get the tossing hot turnips mug.A vegetable of very limited intelligence. Like George W. Bush, only smarter - a turnip knows enough to keep its mouth shut. Bush is continually flapping his. You will rarely catch a turnip saying things like:
"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace."
or
"I hope you leave here and walk out and say, 'What did he say?'"
When one turpin is insulting another turnip, he will call him a bush. It's all horticulture really when you think about it...
"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace."
or
"I hope you leave here and walk out and say, 'What did he say?'"
When one turpin is insulting another turnip, he will call him a bush. It's all horticulture really when you think about it...
by smartin September 4, 2006
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by Texas Cowboy March 22, 2005
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"Dude I was soooo turniped last night, I don't remember anything."
"Dude I was soooo turniped last night, I don't remember anything."
by caitlin12345 January 9, 2009
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Being random.
People are often being very turnip on the in-tar-web.
Changing subject to something different when talking.
Being random.
People are often being very turnip on the in-tar-web.
Changing subject to something different when talking.
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