tope

to be tight and dope at the same time.

i am a tope baller. I am tope at video games. That is a tope shirt man.

by joe mccurdy December 15, 2007

Topkek

A variation of "Toplol" using "kek." It is usually used by members of the gaming community, who play WoW and frequent Reddit or <cringe> 9gag. It can also be seen on /b/ or /v/.

Toplol is just as it sounds, the toppest of lol's-the one lol to rule them all, the lol that stands above the others, this lol means "That shit was funny m8."

Kek literally translates to lol in Orcish in the WoWniverse. Kek can be used on it's own, but it is best if paired with Toplol.

Topkek also is a type of Hungarian muffin/cupcake, which is revered on /b/.

Person 1: If your cleaning out your vacuum cleaner, do you become the vacuum cleaner? /Macintosh Plus plays in the background

Person 2: Topkek

by Meowmeowsmasher July 1, 2016

Topeka tumbler

When your shit is so long, it falls the opposite way and as it is falling it grazes the bottom of your ball sack

Bro after that Chipotle, I had my first Topeka tumbler on the shitter last night.

by SirJZ28 June 23, 2015

Topeka Creek Chub

A large, perfectly tapered floating turd which resembles a Midwestern bait fish.

Hey fellas, go check out the Topeka Creek Chub my mom left in the shitter!

by The Ol’ Dangler August 12, 2021

topen

a cap or cover for a ballpoint pen, marker or other writing instrument or any other device; a lid. (from: to + open "to open"). pronounced: toe-pun

The topen did not fit the pen tightly, so it came off easily and fell off.

by namklaw January 14, 2012

Topeted

Being completely drunk on the floor, giving two thumbs up!

Drunk Shitfaced Topete Topeted

by Topeted January 12, 2014

Topeka Tugboat

A sex position taking place primarily during anal sex. The position consists of the female (or the person being penetrated) clenching their butt cheeks together, effectively locking the penis of the penetrator inside. The penetrator then proceeds to tug the person being penetrated across the room, much like a tugboat.

Person 1: My butt cheeks are so sore from last night!
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: My boyfriend gave me a Topeka Tugboat and then a Dirty Sanchez.

by afkeane95 April 18, 2010