toolbag

Somebody who uses the worst pick up lines, spends more time on his hair than you do, and usually frolics on top of Mount Vesuvius

Ted Grewe is such a toolbag.

That toolbag, Ted, seems like such a douche...is he gay?

by shanara May 20, 2007

Toolbag

A word used to describe a person whom is acting in an unfavorable manner. Also another derogatory name for homosexual males. These people, homosexual or not, typically have very large mustaches without the presence of any other facial hair and more often than not wear glasses.

"Dude, stop being such a toolbag!"

"Go shave your fagstache, toolbag!"

by TheRealLeeSon January 12, 2020

Toolbag

Typically means Nigger apparently.

Me: Look, toolbag, back the fuck off
Black guy: You racist! Suck my dick!

by AngryCracka October 6, 2010

Toolbag

A made up bullsh!t word that's supposed to mean idiot. But this is itself idiotic, since tool bags are very useful. So ironically, those who use the term, are toolbags themselves.

What an idiot. I mean, he's a total toolbag. Wait, i'm actually a toolbag too.

by Deejay Bee May 16, 2025

Toolbag

A small group of "tool" or D-Bags hanging out together. Typically named lame ass things like "Dylan, Ken or Cody."

Wow look at that toolbag, stupid fucks!

by boogerbear733 May 3, 2021