by yorrick hunt January 06, 2008
Don't drop that coffeepot on your foot, or you'll develop a case of toilet tongue so severe, the casting director for National Lampoon's new movie "@*$%! You and @*$%! The @*$%ing @*$%! Too!" might call and want you to play the lead role.
by Telephony November 20, 2010
by T April 16, 2004
by mitch00uk March 27, 2015
when you fail to complete a simple everyday task and the only thing left to do is stick your tongue out as far as you can briefly, then act as if nothing has happened.
Bro, i can’t insert the template *does lizard tongue* help
Sarah marshall just did the lizard tongue
Mikaela christie is always doing the lizard tongue
Claudia meraws mouth is wet, did she do the lizard tongue?
Sarah marshall just did the lizard tongue
Mikaela christie is always doing the lizard tongue
Claudia meraws mouth is wet, did she do the lizard tongue?
by lizardtongue October 09, 2019
A condom type device which slips over the tongue to protect from and prevent transmittable oral genital diseases. Available in ribbed, forked, and extendable models.
Immediately upon discovering her cluster of vaginal warts, I donned by tongue sleeve and went down on her fully protected.
by Som ting Wong May 03, 2018