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FECAL TISSUE

Tissue excreted from the anus. The tissue is almost always wast food product. Used as a synonym for poop and crap by more refined intelligent individuals such as George W. Bush and Napoleon. Can be expelled as partof a classy sex act known as the Hot Carl
Napoleon: Greetings I apologize for my tardiness, it twas unavoidable due to my expulsion of large amounts of fecal tissue.
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Cum Tissue

A derogatory term used to describe someone as the material used to wipe up or wash the cum off of one's penis.
Maggy stop being such a fucking cum tissue!
by Victor Mikiello May 14, 2010
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tissuphagophobia

The fear of eating/ingesting tissues.
My friend doesn't have any tissues in his house because he has tissuphagophobia.
by abemon16 September 26, 2009
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TismTasm

A "TismTasm" is when an individual has a tantrum fueled by their "tisms" (short for autism). The "Tasm" is a modification of the word "spasm" by alliteration to better match with the word "tism".

Overall a TismTasm is a spastic tantrum fueled by mental retardation. The individual may be screaming incoherently, throwing and/or breaking things, and not being able to communicate properly with those trying to calm him down.
"yo whats wrong with Greg? He's jumping up and down screaming and flinging shit against the walls"
"He's having another TismTasm cause he lost in Mario party"
by ouncegod February 23, 2020
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Kidnapping Tissue

its a tissue dipped in alchohol that you use on someone in a street by themself right after saying "wanna taste my tissue?"
Hey i was using a kidnapping tissue to get that kiddo
by sp4cepants July 28, 2018
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Menu Tissue

A faggot who decides to bud in on all conversations. He also likes touch little boys inappropriately to get hard. He usually hangs out with gay kids and surrounds himself with others like him.
O shit here comes menu tissue hide the kids, quick!!
by Thot Eviceratpr April 24, 2019
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double tismed up

when you are autistic and you are doing two autismpilled things like watching something related to your hyperfixation and eating a safe food
BRO IM WATCHING THE BATMAN AND EATING DINO NUGGETS IM DOUBLE TISMED UP FRFR
by cr4yoneater August 14, 2022
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