timeline

noun. a way for facebook to demand that you use your navigational skills while trying to talk to your friends

Chaz: Bro, why do you have your compass out?
Chez: Cause I can't find my friends list on this stupid timeline!

by helefant August 13, 2012

timelessness

timelessness- a time of no time

today was a timelessness expieriance.

by robbie grossman April 30, 2005

Timeyin

Timeyin is a beautiful , average height , dark skinned babe , she's nice , funny dislikes people who are unfriendly or feel their better than everyone or backstab people .

She's a timeyin.

by Anonymous16666 November 16, 2018

Tibelya

Tibelya is aramaic for universe or world. Usually they are really sweet and generous. She has amazing big curls and a sweet laugh. She's truly beautiful inside and out. Food is her favourite thing in the world. Oh and also, her favourite cuss word is fuck.

A: Did you see the new girl Tibelya?
B: Yes, she has such a cute laugh.

by Bon apple tit January 3, 2017

the Loving Timeline

A 5th dimensional occurrence; a time/space continuum of reality as the perfect experience of connection to Source, the Original Creator of All that Is. The continuous experience of ever-present Love thematically expressed, shared and represented in every Moment, every Creation and every Relationship.

Presence on the Loving Timeline brings about feelings of Joy, Gratitude, Compassion, Bliss... Grace with ease in all situations... Brilliant inspiration with follow through to complete fruition and success.

Living fully in the garden of Heaven on Earth...

Through diligent forgiveness and release she was able to activate the Loving Timeline.

The Lawyer could tell his meditation practice was working when the Loving Timeline opened to him this morning presenting a peaceful resolution and winning solution for ALL involved parties.

by theBuffaloDiaries December 10, 2010

The Onioniest Timeline

An acknowledgement that we’re living in The Darkest Timeline, where satirical article concepts and titles formerly championed by The Onion are every-day, real-life news stories.

I just saw a Fox News chyron that read “TRUMP: YOU CAN’T IMPEACH SOMEBODY ‘DOING A GREAT JOB’ “ - another poignant reminder that we’re living in the Onioniest Timeline.

by #ai August 31, 2018

timel

tears in my eyes laughing

That joke is so good, It made me timel for minutes

by gangr January 8, 2009