Tupelo Meerkat

Draw a smiley face on your penis* and titty fuck your mate. The face will pop out at her like an alert meerkat emerging from its burrow. Repeat until the meerkat vomits on her face, then force her to say, "Thank you... Thank you very much."

*Most effective with an uncircumcised penis

Side note: Elvis' birthplace is Tupelo, MS

So I was giving Mary a Tupelo Meerkat last night and she yelled at me for eating a peanut butter and banana sandwich at the same time.

by McCargo January 15, 2009

Bible Thumper

A bible thumper is an EXTREMELY religious person. Not just a regular christian, most regular christians are pretty chill. A bible thumper would be:
-A person preaching in the subway or the sreets
-A person who does NOT respect your religious opinion

-Going to extreme measures to practice their religion.

Guy: *sits down at the subway*

Bible Thumper: Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

by TheExtremeEvoker March 6, 2019

bible thumper

The cause of many major wars, genocides, and crimes against humanity during the last 20 centuries.

The Middle Ages and the European colonization of Africa and the Americas were the glory days of the Bible thumpers.

by AYB July 18, 2003

thuester

Noun, Adj.--A large heavy set male or female,strong or fat, usally found in rural settings.

Dude, did you see those rugby girls scrum, they were real thuesters.

by Tad Yawars March 1, 2008

Thule Air Base

Thule Air Base is a tiny enclave of pseudo-civilization at "The Top of the World" in northernmost Greenland. Made of ice & rock, and featuring 4 months of abominable darkness & 4 months of painfully searing daytime, Thule AB will fuck with your mind more any drug you could find.

You're cold? You weren't at the North fuckin' Pole. Go to Thule Air Base and talk to me again.

by NorthernWoe September 20, 2009

Thulped

South-Indian version of getting your ass whooped!!!

Ved- stay a bit longer bro.
Kalyan-if I don't be on time, I'll get thulped by my mom.

by The_ugly_duckling_26 October 5, 2020

Tuper

Slang for the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

"I'm getting my Tuper removed on Sunday"

"I still have my Tuper"

"In many cultures, the Tuper is often removed from the male's penis"

by Intellectofwords June 28, 2022