Someone who loves thunderstorms, especially with the black sky, loud noises and bright lightning. If the electricity goes out the better! Thunderstormphilia people are usually some of the most interesting--and sometimes creepy, like you're worried that they might be vampires or scare (maybe possibly even eat) little children--people you know.
Person 1:"Wow, she's awesome!"
Person 2:"Yeah, probably because she's a thunderstormphilia"
Person 1: "Oh, that explains it!"
Person 2:"Yeah, probably because she's a thunderstormphilia"
Person 1: "Oh, that explains it!"
by Thisisapseudonymifyoudidn'tkno May 26, 2010
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"Me and my sister where in the bedroom getting busy so i got the umbrella and gave her a West Virginia Thunderstorm.
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When a huge change in weather pattern occurs and thunderstorm like symptoms appear in the nearby sky.
Miami is not a good place for vacation in the summer, other than the hot weather, many areas surrounding cities are thunderstormized during that time.
by Mauig20 May 30, 2005
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Get the Severe thunderstorm mug.When you want to break up with someone, this after-coitus act will ensure its done:
after intercourse, while they are sleeping (keep in mind this is at their place), take a bunch of fecal matter and place it on the fan above this person. It works better if the fecal matter is wet, but if it is dry, simply wet the fanblade.
In the final stage, after spreading the feces and moving yourself and your items out of the way, flick the light on and off and turn on the fan.
Scream "THUNDERSTORM!" and get the hell out of there.
Sprinkles of fecal matter will be ALL over your exes belongings, thus making a clean break.
after intercourse, while they are sleeping (keep in mind this is at their place), take a bunch of fecal matter and place it on the fan above this person. It works better if the fecal matter is wet, but if it is dry, simply wet the fanblade.
In the final stage, after spreading the feces and moving yourself and your items out of the way, flick the light on and off and turn on the fan.
Scream "THUNDERSTORM!" and get the hell out of there.
Sprinkles of fecal matter will be ALL over your exes belongings, thus making a clean break.
Kenny: you know that fat bitch linda who's been sweating me for the past month?
Me: Oh No, you didn't have sex with her did you?
Kenny: Yeah, but it's okay cuz I pulled a Dirty Thunderstorm on her after we finished. I Made It Rain!!!
Me: You sick Bastard! (Laugh)
Me: Oh No, you didn't have sex with her did you?
Kenny: Yeah, but it's okay cuz I pulled a Dirty Thunderstorm on her after we finished. I Made It Rain!!!
Me: You sick Bastard! (Laugh)
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