Instead of i'd fuck, wook is used between freinds to say just that.
without being victim to the 'evil eye' a girl can give u.
without being victim to the 'evil eye' a girl can give u.
by phantom May 13, 2005

A wook that looks like your friend but is not your friend.
Seeing some spunion on lot from afar that you think is one of your kids but then you get there and realize its someone else that just has the same length dreadies and same color t-shirt/hoodie/baja on.
Seeing some spunion on lot from afar that you think is one of your kids but then you get there and realize its someone else that just has the same length dreadies and same color t-shirt/hoodie/baja on.
Yo brah i thought I saw my kid Turtle that had all that work for me but when I chased him down it ended up just being a wook-a-like...Damnit, no work for me, can I get a schwilly off that balloon?
by MoneyStashTimberHos June 19, 2009

Symptoms include halitosis, red eyes, malodorous scent, general malaise, decreased verbal engagement (usually only grunts), absent (to non) mindedness, dry mouth, and dreams with themes from phish lyrics.
when a non wook spends time on tour and due to hugging and hanging out with lots of sweaty people, breathing in smoke of all kinds (2nd or 1st hand), lack of sleep and car travel results in a sickness that is only on phish tour, that sickness is wook flu
by ocelotocelot August 17, 2010

by The Jon September 20, 2003

A wook trinket used for wiping sweat, concealing wookery, cleaning drug boogers and holding on for dear life while tripping balls.
Riley: "Where do I get a wook towel or whatever it's called?"
Sergio: "OMG, It's called a 'pashmina'*!"
Sergio: "OMG, It's called a 'pashmina'*!"
by Servio90 September 8, 2019

(wook; noun,) is a especially codependent loser someone so intoxicated that they require the assistance of others to ensure their own thing I need individual who prioritizes self-awareness over self-care.
(Bussy; noun)Slang term used Gay men to connote boy pussy in reference to their anus. “Bussy” has been used for at least 15 years by gay men to describe their manhole of love.
Bussy the wook
(Bussy; noun)Slang term used Gay men to connote boy pussy in reference to their anus. “Bussy” has been used for at least 15 years by gay men to describe their manhole of love.
Bussy the wook
Stop being “bussy the wook” and get your shit together.
“Bussy the wook” needs to man up and pay his own bills.
“Bussy the wook” needs to man up and pay his own bills.
by Likalotopus1987chrisoko January 4, 2021
