turkey

some1 wiv a big arse and thighs would be called a turkey

mrs McOmish who works in gracemount high skool is a turkey

by xx-just moi-xx March 15, 2007

Turkey

A complete and utter lie. If listened to carefully, a slight gobble can be heard in the liar's voice.

What is this Thanksgiving, with all that turkey you're giving me??!!

by Raetim February 9, 2009

Turkey

when you sneak up behind someone and shove your fingers between their legs and lift them up.

Man #1: GOBBLE GOBBLE
Man #2: ouch, what the hell?!
Man #1: You've just been turkeyed.

by Shockey19 May 19, 2010

Turkey

A hott ass female that would "do in a bind".

A. "Damn! There's turkey all around us! GOBBLE GOBBLE!"
B. "That chick at the counter is a definite turkey."

by ruffleZ` July 29, 2009

turkey

A term used to describe a girl (usually a teenage girl) who talks loudly, is constantly going about explaining things no one cares about, and gobbles about annoyingly.

Never really realizes she's being annoying.

Turkey: oh my GOD! Did you see what Jennifer Lopez was wearing on the red carpet. SO nasty!

Everyone else: *rolls eyes*

by Lisa-A March 30, 2011

turkeys

The most dangerous, evil, cruel, bad tempered, and usually ugly fowl ever. Hitler was reencarnated as a turkey. They will one day rule the world and have their own independence day. It will ironically take place on Thanksgiving.

THE TURKEYS ARE COMING! THE TURKEYS ARE COMING!

apparantly..... the turkeys are coming.

by LA LA LA LA LA LA LA October 18, 2004

turkey

awesome, cool, etc.

Similar to jawes.
A usage begun at UNH that is quickly spreading across the globe.

"That's hip, that's fly, that's TURKEY"

by kylejtod February 18, 2008