smurf turf

name given to Boise State University's blue colored footbal turf.

some teams use the smurf turf as an excuse to rationalize their poor performance.

by Raymond October 6, 2004

turf cutter

someone of irish descent. the term comes froms the fact that many irishmen were/have been greenskeepers on golf courses.

i swear, stormfront is nothing but a bunch of ignorant turf cutters who are completely unaware of the trials and tribulations the irish faced in america. talk about ironic!

note: my use of the term "turf cutter" in this example is in itself meant to be ironic.

by stlmxc October 24, 2008

turf burn

Scraped knee suffered by one who takes a spill on a sports field topped with fake grass.

I got a turf burn playing Ultimate Frisbee but I made the catch so it was worth it.

by Bender March 16, 2005

Turf turd

The rubber pellets found in artificial turf. It gets into anything and everything.

"Dude nice tackle out there, you totally messed him up."
Person #1
"Thanks man but now I'm covered in turf turds."
Person #2

by superflypirate April 30, 2010

turf dirt

Basically a broad from the hood that everybody ran through she might have a couple of baby daddy's from the same hood.

Man what's that one turf dirts' name pimpin.

by Sac Town High Speed July 5, 2009

Turf Hooper

A turf hooper is when a person says he from ane place then he says Im from another place.

Fuck all turf hoopers.

by sammy_3100 June 17, 2007

Turf Turds

The little pieces of black rubber found in the astro turf on a marching field (aka football field). They get everywhere, and once there, they're impossible to fully get rid of... They're annoying, but they are a way of life. For the truly dedicated band student, finding a turf turd often triggers an episode of Marching Band Withdrawl.

It's been six months since the last time I was on a marching field, and I'm still finding turf turds in my shoes! Dang, I miss marching season...

by A Sharp Major July 7, 2020