Hottest, sexiest man to ever be brought out of its mothers girl penis and to be given the blessing of being named such a hot and elegant name. When girls see men named Topher that go “Awooga” and pass out. Topher is always a hot man who has a really big Italian sausage and who is irresistible and cute, sexy, hot, passionate, pretty, gorgeous, and attractive.
by SmellySpit March 20, 2021
Get the Tophermug. by Rebekahcunninham January 12, 2023
Get the Tophermug. the motherfucker from Total Drama Pahkitew Island that tried to steal Chris McLean's job and attempted identity theft.
by topher_.xx January 12, 2025
Get the Tophermug. When you have hemorrhoids and you ate a shit ton of greens then the next morning when you go to let one loose it comes out green and red this giving you a holiday topher
Hey mark I was shitting and guess what happened , I bled out of my ass when I shat and my shit was green it felt like a Holiday topher
by Yesmamsir May 21, 2021
Get the Holiday tophermug. When a man-child stalks and torments women he's only known for a very short period of time. (Less than a couple of hours). Then freaks out because they want nothing to do with his fat, missing tooth jackolantern smile. He shakes his jowls and cries to everyone around him about " why girls don't like him"....
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Also the term for when a man gets off watching his buddies whack off. As in.....did you hear about Chris? He's let like 8 guys jerk off in front of him!!! Oh the old Topher Snow-ball!!! I've never met a "straight" guy that's liked that so much!!!
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Also the term for when a man gets off watching his buddies whack off. As in.....did you hear about Chris? He's let like 8 guys jerk off in front of him!!! Oh the old Topher Snow-ball!!! I've never met a "straight" guy that's liked that so much!!!
Ex: really Emily, he freaked out on you because you didn't respond to his Facebook message two minutes ago!? And now he's calling you constantly leaving increasingly hysterical messages. He totally Topher Snow-balled you!!!
by Ninetwenty May 16, 2014
Get the Topher Snow-ballmug. by Yesmamsir July 28, 2022
Get the Topher onemug. by Potato1958 January 11, 2023
Get the Tophermug.