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hoie fuk its stair
by lolfamlit December 25, 2016
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Stair-Job

The act of cleaning one's steps, usually to impress a member of the opposite sex. Stair-jobs vary between first-rate and second-rate quality performances. Certain stair-jobs also include a thorough cleaning of both stairwells and steps.
Despite having a dirty porch herself, Xzen gave the best stair-jobs in all of the city.
by Joey the Fox April 24, 2010
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Nesquick Stairs

The set of stairs that mark the beginning of Goog Run. Named after a delicious chocolate drink that was thrown at them.
The Nesquick Stairs lead into Goog Run
by Bozo the Clown March 11, 2005
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Randy Stair

Victoria: hey randy!
randy stair: *starts shooting t everyone*
by iamevil October 27, 2020
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The Stairs Test

A term used when writing Harry Potter fanfiction (mostly on Ao3) where a character finds out they're trans by going up the "wrong" stairs in the dorms of Hogwarts. The stairs only allow one gender to come up them (Male or female), and when a canonically Male character (primarily Harry) is able to go up the stairs in a fanfic, it serves to move the plot forward.
"I was reading a fanfic the other day, and the author included the stairs test"
by Kayla_idk July 12, 2022
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Stair Rant

The string of words, either profanities or not, that are said by a person with very sore legs while climbing up or down the stairs.

This rant can also be used by one who is just tired or has something aagainst stairs.
Eample of a stair rant: "Goddammit...sonofabitch...i fucking hate stairs...why do they make you climb them everytime you want to leave the gym!?!"

"Jim totally stair ranted up all 8 flights of stairs up to his office today"
by Kitty-Kat101 May 20, 2009
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italian stairs

Stairs that are too big to take one step and too small to take two steps between each stair. Usually the only stairs in Italy.
Person: these stairs are so exhausting.

Person 2: I know. They're Italian stairs.
by Party poison July 26, 2016
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