garf snatcher

A garf snatcher is someone who bites their own fart bubbles in the bathtub.
Your child is taking a bath, yells "Look, I farted and there are bubbles in the water"...then leans over and bites them. The child is a garf snatcher.
by mem September 5, 2005
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Child Snatcher

A child snatcher is someone who literally snatched children, throws them in their basement, and then just pours milk into their anus until it explodes. They also sometimes shove a traffic cone into the child’s rectum for easier pouring of milk or sometimes even almond milk
Person 1: I’ll be back ima go snatch a child and be a child snatcher!

Person 2: “struggles against restraints”
by EMSP420 July 9, 2019
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Song Snatcher

Someone who finds a song they really like and then listen to that same song for a long period of time.
Person 1: rachie is a song snatcher.
Person 2: I know right she only listens to EARFQUAKE.
by XNarz November 16, 2019
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song snatcher

This occurs when you're singing a song and someone near you jumps in and starts singing right along with you.
A: "I ain't sayin' she a gold digger"

B: ( song snatcher jumps in enthusiastically) but she ain't messin' wit' no broke..."
by crunkstrunk June 18, 2010
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Freckle Snatcher

A person who engages in sex with a red-haired freckled person, also known as a ginger.
Heather: Where's Caleb?
Megan: Oh he left with that red head from the bar.

Heather: I didn't know he was a freckle snatcher. Gross.
by Hotlan November 25, 2009
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fetus snatcher

a man typically in his 50's who goes into homes in suburban middle class areas to snatch fetuses for entertainment. (Usually performs task with another older gentleman.)
by YeahImAidan June 30, 2011
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baba snatcher

a male who pulls lots of females
“Tracy likes you too, damn my son a baba snatcher.”
by Rixhie November 19, 2020
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