Your child is taking a bath, yells "Look, I farted and there are bubbles in the water"...then leans over and bites them. The child is a garf snatcher.
by mem September 5, 2005

A child snatcher is someone who literally snatched children, throws them in their basement, and then just pours milk into their anus until it explodes. They also sometimes shove a traffic cone into the child’s rectum for easier pouring of milk or sometimes even almond milk
Person 1: I’ll be back ima go snatch a child and be a child snatcher!
Person 2: “struggles against restraints”
Person 2: “struggles against restraints”
by EMSP420 July 9, 2019

Someone who finds a song they really like and then listen to that same song for a long period of time.
by XNarz November 16, 2019

This occurs when you're singing a song and someone near you jumps in and starts singing right along with you.
A: "I ain't sayin' she a gold digger"
B: ( song snatcher jumps in enthusiastically) but she ain't messin' wit' no broke..."
B: ( song snatcher jumps in enthusiastically) but she ain't messin' wit' no broke..."
by crunkstrunk June 18, 2010

Heather: Where's Caleb?
Megan: Oh he left with that red head from the bar.
Heather: I didn't know he was a freckle snatcher. Gross.
Megan: Oh he left with that red head from the bar.
Heather: I didn't know he was a freckle snatcher. Gross.
by Hotlan November 25, 2009

a man typically in his 50's who goes into homes in suburban middle class areas to snatch fetuses for entertainment. (Usually performs task with another older gentleman.)
by YeahImAidan June 30, 2011

by Rixhie November 19, 2020
