David's Pecker

A pseudonym for Diaper Donald Trump. The name comes from the shenanigans at the National Equirer, executing 'catch and kill' of true stories involving the worst disgraced ex-President of the US, such as his his affair with Stormy Daniels.
I saw David's Pecker on Fox last night once again lying to his hapless followers about his affair with Stormy Daniels. He never stops grifting.
by LaughingAloud April 05, 2023
Get the David's Pecker mug.

pecker wetter

Another name for a pristine vagina, pussy, axe wound.. yada yada
I'd like to get deep in that pecker wetter.
by niodin March 10, 2008
Get the pecker wetter mug.

Pecker Tucker

A phrase used to describe male gamers, in particular, those who play the mobile game Evony. These individuals commonly solicit other males under the guise of being a woman. Once a rapport has been established, the pecker tucker sends pictures of his penis tucked between his legs to the virginal, nerdy victim. The victim, being virginal and nerdy, believes he has just seen his first vagina and showers the pecker tucker with in game gifts.
Kjcasey: hey do you know Mech01?

Sith🖕: Yeah, I heard he was a pecker tucker.

Kjcasey: Yep, that’s how he got to keep 30.

Sith🖕: I figured, he’s not good enough to do it otherwise.
by Evony81 January 22, 2019
Get the Pecker Tucker mug.

pecker checker

A US Navy Hospital Corpsman who is assigned to the STD clinic, to conduct a short arm inspection or otherwise inspect scores of human genitalia for signs of sexually transmited disease.
Corpsman: Dude, they just made me the new pecker checker at Balboa.
Shipmate: It's easy, just tell 'em to drop their skivvies, pretend to look interested, and tell 'em not to wave that thing so close to your cigar.
by Mister Priapus June 02, 2005
Get the pecker checker mug.

pecker tracks

A trail of jizz left across the scene of an amorous encounter.
When I got into the shower, I found my flatmate's pecker tracks all over the curtain.
by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003
Get the pecker tracks mug.

pecker wrecker

damn dog that girls pecker wreckers tore my shit up
by concernedcustomer May 05, 2004
Get the pecker wrecker mug.

Dil-pecker

When you put a strap on dildo on your nose and fuck a girl in the vaginal hole like woody wood pecker
Sorry bruz, but I did the Dil-pecker on your grandma last night.. Hope you don't mind :-/
by The-grub69 March 17, 2011
Get the Dil-pecker mug.