gooned

to be run over by a car

Jim: Woah dude don't cross the street yet you don't want to get gooned
David: Yeah, you're right, I'd rather not get gooned

by TheRevealer June 9, 2010

Goons

Members of Something Awful, unfunny.

Goons love to make fun of suffering, as long as it's not their own. When it is, they expect "goondolences". Pathetic.

by Lig Na Baste June 12, 2008

goon

a person who is always ready to fight and isn't afraid of anyone a "goon" may possibly be in a gang; Fearless

-Do you want to make peace with those girls Chloe'?
-No I don't care if we fight because i'm a goon.

by Chloe' Elise July 27, 2007

goon

cheep wine or 'bubbly goon' means cheep champagne. 'goon bag' is a cask wine. The colour (white/red) is irelevant, but must be cheep.

I got pissed on goon last night.

by mike October 27, 2001

goon

a clumsy oaf

kimball is such a goon

by Rox January 24, 2003

goon

The toughest,notorius,an­­­­­d most ruthless niggaz on the block.

wats good nigga me an my goons kickin it later wat up wit u tho

by miss shyster November 21, 2006

Goons

Boobs, tits, fun bags, titties

Girl show me them Goons!

by Juju on dis beat September 7, 2017