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common goblet

A central vessel in the middle of a table in which participants decant some a share of their alcoholic beverages during a drinking game. Said vessel must be drunk as a forfeit for being the worst player at the end of the game.
“Hey Sam! You’re the worst player! Drink from the common goblet, bitch!”
by Dr Robotico July 17, 2020
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The human goblet

The act of squeezing urine out of a gaping asshole so that it runs down between the persons legs.
Dude, you should ask Jess about the human goblet.
by maxluwu June 12, 2019
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Cum Goblet

An insult. Another way of calling someone a slut, just a tad bit ✨fancier✨

Could also mean that then often get cummed in.
Example 1:
A: "You're such a whore B, with all the men you've slept with, you're practically a fuckin Cum Goblet."

B: Maybe I like it! Dont kink shame bitch!

Example 2:

Tracy yelling; 'How dare you, you cum goblet!' at her girlfriend who cheated on her
by JeezOkay December 11, 2023
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Shit Goblet

That van driver who almost killed me today was a real “Shit Goblet
by Aknownmouse August 28, 2025
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Royal Goblet

When you get served an alcoholic beverage by a woman, who gives you the first taste by dipping her breast into the glass and allowing you to drink it off of her.
The only way to drink at a party this fancy is to have the royal goblet performed first.
by Dontsearchme69 October 12, 2022
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Jizz Goblet

Jacking off a ginormous cock native of Philadelphia but raised in the Carolinas into an ornate cup & then greedily slurping up all of the royal potion & immediately afterwards showing the empty cup, bowing down & saying “please sir, can I have some more?”
She greeted me at the door, butt bootyhole naked, with her jizz goblet in hand, eagerly waiting to be fed.
by Wild Shanimal February 19, 2023
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Cum Goblet

An insult. Can be used endearingly among friends. Just another way of calling someone a slut but, ✨fancier✨

Also to call someone who likes getting cummed on or in ig
Example 1:
Stacy: "Can you stay off my man for one goddamn second?! God! You're such a Cum Goblet!"

Tracy: "Don't kink shame me!"

Example 2:
Tracy yelling; 'How dare you, you cum goblet!' at her girlfriend who cheated on her
by JeezOkay December 11, 2023
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