sex position involving one male and one female. The female does a handstand while the male stands over her and defecates on her stomach. As the warm poo flows down the female's chest to her face the male then busts its load all over the female's face.
by Big Diesel Weasel May 28, 2008
1. An expression of anger, dirrected at someone you're pissed off at, or any blathering dumbass that keeps talking and can't take a hint.
Annoying fucktard: What did you get on that test today, I got a 95% and...
Person: I don't give a shit, go fuck up a flagpole!
Person: I don't give a shit, go fuck up a flagpole!
by 13stewda September 20, 2009
Guy 1: Hey dude, why didn't you come to my party last night? Too busy jerkin' your gerkin?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: You know, spanking the monkey?
Guy 2: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 1: You know, shooting tadpoles out your flagpole?
Guy 2: Get to the point!
Guy 1: Were you jerking off last night?
Guy 2: Oh! NO WTF
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: You know, spanking the monkey?
Guy 2: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 1: You know, shooting tadpoles out your flagpole?
Guy 2: Get to the point!
Guy 1: Were you jerking off last night?
Guy 2: Oh! NO WTF
by Kipst3r September 15, 2013
In the pornographic film "Super Mario and the 7 bitches" Toad met up with his bitches and pumped them so hard. In this specific scene wii get to see Toads dick nick named "flagpole". This is different from your life because you get no bitches, I bet this is why your dad left you.
suck my toads flagpole
by MAG2.5 June 8, 2023
by StopSpacism November 28, 2022
To jerk (masturbate) of
by Gay man dictionary July 13, 2021
by Handlebar Curtis April 28, 2017