clap

noun- a case of gonorrhea, a sexually transmitted bacterial disease in which males display more symptoms than females, but can lead to sterility or more serious problems in both.

-dude, it burns like hell when i take a piss.
-sounds like the clap to me, man.

by uglychunk August 8, 2005

Clapping

Having sex

I think I'll be clapping an Alien soon

by MarciaMArshnelliw July 25, 2019

Clap

The form of meat on meat action Which creates a loud sounds possibly even a Thunder CLAP.

I'm finna Clap them cheeks.

by CLAPography Master May 27, 2018

claps

slang term for a sexually tranmitted disease.

I got the claps from the nasty bitch last night. She sure can suck a dick though.

by Nutso February 14, 2006

Clapped

Adj. An altered state of consciousness, brought about by the consumption of illicit drugs. (Australia.)

I'm that fuckin' clapped.

by Jenkinburg June 30, 2009

The Claps

If someone has both gonorrhea and syphilis they have The Claps

"yo dont touch that hoe ,she got the claps"

by sam fisk April 19, 2004

Clapping

Clapping was invented by Dr. Felix Kjellberg when he tried to awkward handshake himself.

Clapping cured my ligma.

by Brad the teetotaler August 3, 2018