The act of taking a shit in someone's mouth at close range while, simultaneously, pissing on a live electrical wire. Optimal timing of both shit and piss will cause both participants to be electricuted during the act.
Tom: "Did you hear how Wilf and Timmy celebrated Valentine's Day?"
Bob: "No."
Tom: "They performed a successful Dirty Zeus."
Bob: "Those magnificent bastards."
Tom: "All hail the god of lightning!"
Bob: "No."
Tom: "They performed a successful Dirty Zeus."
Bob: "Those magnificent bastards."
Tom: "All hail the god of lightning!"
by Air Base Hooker February 15, 2019
A Zeus duece is a shit of epic proportions. It's when you take a shit and all you see is shit and the water is gone. Thats how big of a shit it is
Guy 1: Hey I just looked at the toiletbowl, Why is there a huge shit and no water?
Guy 2:I jus took a zeus deuce
Guy 2:I jus took a zeus deuce
by antoniown January 18, 2011
A choad that is at least six inches in length. Because of its girth, it could be mistaken for a balloon in the pants.
by The Piano Man March 22, 2012
When a man, after ejaculating on his partners face, flicks his penis in a downward motion slinging the final droplets of semen as if Zeus himself were casting lightening bolts from atop Mount Olympus.
As if embodied by Zeus himself, Chad reaffirmed his dominance by giving Ariel the most electrifying Zeus Jiggle of her short life.
by Dj Darc Matter August 10, 2009
A majestic unicorn like human that does live streams on MeetMe that has a majestic beard that any human would gladly wish to grow upon their chin. Zeus J is often times seen saying "cool george" to an extremely weird man named Georgeous that comes to his stream .
by Someonethatluvstacobell June 27, 2022
by Ben Jermain May 6, 2006
A very ambiguous yet genius train of thought, usually involves a lot of nostalgic references. Can be confused for mindless ramble, until you get till the end and realize that it was nothing but sheer brilliance.
by connertreffry February 23, 2011