Woody

A boner.

I got a woody last night.

by Pu55ieSl4yer69 January 15, 2018

Woody

A person who is the last resort for a sexual encounter

She wanted a woody because he was the last resort

by The Chainsaw chronicles October 11, 2022

Woody

Woody is a great guy. Absolutely huge dick energy. His cock is divine, at a total length of 56 inches when flaccid. He gets all the girls and they simp for him daily, receiving messages at an alarming rate! He loves to use his massive dick with only the bundalicous gals, and rails them in public! What a guy!

Girl 1: Woody is so leng!

Girl 2: I know I love his dick!

by Slappydappy123 May 19, 2022

woody

A white person... short of Peckerwood.

Look theres a woody in the hoody!

by D0c April 10, 2006

woody

a name given to mostly males who rise in the morning.

jake: "dude, i had to wear jeans instead of gym shorts this morning because i was so tall"
max: "damn, woody!"

by jomibo. March 27, 2011

Woody

a beast

Gee says: Woody is a beast!

by dh/frbiker671 May 6, 2009

Woody

What Woody Allen gets when he spots a young asian woman.

Look how big my woody is Mai Ling !

by fck the only thing left is you! May 3, 2003