The Wingman Technique

The Wingman Technique usually involves (and is best preformed with only one) friend accompanying another to a club or other social setting. If one friend finds a hot girl who is accompanied by an ugly friend (i.e. grenade), it is the sworn job and duty of the accompanying friend (the wingman) to occupy the ugly girl so his friend can get action with the hot girl. The revered duty and purpose of a wingman is to streamline the night for his friend as much as possible, tackling any obstacles and cockblocks.

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by frosty22452 November 7, 2010

The Wings System

To earn YOUR Wing, YOU must experience the following:

Black - Sex with a black female
Blue - Eating out a dead lady
Brown - Anal sex with a female
Buffalo – Sex with a fat chick.
Gold - Receive a Golden shower from a female
Green - Eating out a lady who has an STD
Grey - Skull fucking a chick
Knife - Sex with your friends girlfriend
Pink - Sex with a white girl
Purple - Sex with a pregnant chick
Orange - Sex with a disabled
Rainbow – Sex with a dude
Red - Eat out a girl who is on her period
Silver - Sex with an old ass lady
White - Sex with a virgin lady
Yellow - Sex with a female of Asian decent

Mandingo: "Bro, why are you so out of it today, and the fuck is with that grin."
Silky: "Duuude, Last night with this one girl, I earned my White, Pink, Red, Brown, Gold, Grey, and Knife Wings."
Mandingo: "Sweeeet, but whats the Knife wing?"
Silky: "I fucked your Sloot girlfriend... DUECES!! AND SALUTE TO **The Wings System**!!!"
(Runs away)

by Silky Johnson ;D December 17, 2012

hide the wingtip

The wingtip is a type of shoe with a hard tip on the toe, and the hiding place is ones ass. In coincidence with the phrase, "kick your ass"

Such as in the show Scrubs
Man: Hey Grandpa, a little help.
Dr. Kelso: Here you go, sport. But call me "Grandpa" again and you and I are going to play a little game called "hide the wingtip". There may be a generational gap here, I'll explain. The wingtip is my shoe, the hiding place is your ass.

by Hsra October 15, 2007

ride the wings of pestilence

make the best out of an already bad situation, to turn a bad situation around so it suits you.

ride the wings of pestilence?

by dirtybiatch July 31, 2005

Gerry the wings.

To do injustice to. To leave a large amount of meat still on the bone.

Bob: Hey I’m done eating these wings
John: No you aren’t. You left so much meat on the wings. Don’t Gerry the wings.

by imkeisha88 June 20, 2019

The Wingman

Any necessary act to induce physical trauma substantial enough to neutralise any woman your friend has deemed attractive and a target.

He points to his target and with a blow dart to the hip and a swift chop to the back of her neck, The Wingman utilises the "The Wingman".

by Hopper Avenue August 23, 2012

flap the wings

To flap one's arms in an unsuccessful attempt to prevent objects from falling.

Look at that klutz! All of those books are falling all over the place! Look at him flap the wings! (Making sounds like a chicken, to the unfortunate person): Bok, bok, bok!

by pentozali March 24, 2008