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van tour

A tour or excursion of upmost gnar-batch, within a vehicle of the van kind. Usually resulting in the inebriation of all occupants of said van, via excessive drinking of Van Tour Red (official van tour drink).
Generic person 1: hey do you wanna go on a van tour?

Generic person 2: damn right, sounds rad!
by Gnar Meister September 24, 2008
mugGet the van tourmug.

misscowski on tour

The best band ever made to make a midget happy! thier music is absoultly incredible.
Dude misscowski on tour is playing on mtv.
by Misscowski on tour December 3, 2006
mugGet the misscowski on tourmug.

poverty tour

Poverty tourism, also known as slum or ghetto tourism, is a type of urban travel undertaken by individuals from developed nations to observe poverty-stricken areas, mostly in underdeveloped or developing nations. This type of travel generally consists of guided tours around urban impoverished areas
Those wanna-be InstaBitches went to Detroit on a poverty tour to see how the "poor" live.
by Lily Waters November 6, 2021
mugGet the poverty tourmug.

tour support

euphemistic name for a stimulant used on tour for 'support' that might leave one prangin' out when the tour is over.
'snort more tour support and then have a drink' -the streets (hardest way to make an easy living)
by streeks May 15, 2006
mugGet the tour supportmug.

slags on tour

A group of scantily-clad women walk by.

"Dude check it out, slags on tour!"
by tobz0r July 21, 2009
mugGet the slags on tourmug.

warped tour

eight hours of pure awesomeness radiating from on one of the 5 stages occupied by incredible bands.
kid 1: dude where'd ya get that awesome teeshirt, meet taking back sunday, hookup with some hott girl, mosh, crowd surf, eat shitty food & sweat!?

kid 2: warped tour man. c'mon.
by kelsey March 5, 2005
mugGet the warped tourmug.

dick tour

After a bad break up or other event a girl sleeps with as many men as possible. Like a tour of duty it can last any amount of time. Friends usually won't hear from the person on dick tour but will most likely hear tales from the battle field that is known as dick tour.
"She just caught her bf cheating with her best friend. She's on dick tour for at least the 3 to 6 weeks, so many dicks.
by LissaLee July 22, 2015
mugGet the dick tourmug.

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