by lolfamlit December 25, 2016

The act of cleaning one's steps, usually to impress a member of the opposite sex. Stair-jobs vary between first-rate and second-rate quality performances. Certain stair-jobs also include a thorough cleaning of both stairwells and steps.
by Joey the Fox April 24, 2010

The set of stairs that mark the beginning of Goog Run. Named after a delicious chocolate drink that was thrown at them.
by Bozo the Clown March 11, 2005

an underrated shooter :(
by iamevil October 27, 2020

Stairs that are 10 - 50 miles or more feet in a forest for no reason no foundation to seem like it belongs to another place
by The silent watcher September 26, 2020

Stairs that are too big to take one step and too small to take two steps between each stair. Usually the only stairs in Italy.
by Party poison July 26, 2016

The string of words, either profanities or not, that are said by a person with very sore legs while climbing up or down the stairs.
This rant can also be used by one who is just tired or has something aagainst stairs.
This rant can also be used by one who is just tired or has something aagainst stairs.
Eample of a stair rant: "Goddammit...sonofabitch...i fucking hate stairs...why do they make you climb them everytime you want to leave the gym!?!"
"Jim totally stair ranted up all 8 flights of stairs up to his office today"
"Jim totally stair ranted up all 8 flights of stairs up to his office today"
by Kitty-Kat101 May 20, 2009
