cum shirt

Jake threw his cum shirt on Mitchell's face. lmao.

by Tahama October 26, 2010

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Fuck shirt

Emma: I’m talking to a guy named Tim at the moment and he’s trying to simp me up. He never wears shirts 🥵
Jacob: omg Tim is such a fuck shirt
Abbie: Emma you need a new taste in men you slet
Ari: ew
Emma: **angry in dutch**

by Sletterig April 26, 2020

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put on a shirt

Slang for getting killed/murdered. Often used by gang members + rappers in recent history

Explanation - When someone is murdered, their loved ones(or fans if famous) put a picture of them on a shirt to honor them. When someone says they’ll put someone on a shirt, they’re planning on killing that person.

“Yo that boy finna be put on a shirt if he don’t quit dissin me”

by dubzallday May 06, 2021

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Safety Shirt

Tight necked crew style t-shirt worn underneath another t-shirt. Uses include sopping up an excessive amount of sweat redirected from one’s armpits due to over use of medical grade deodorant, keeping one’s inappropriately stiff nipples from tearing through their outer shirt, or simplify adding a subtle splash of color to one’s ensemble. The Safety Shirt should be an essential staple of every Big Guy’s closet.

Mal: Do I see you wearing not one, but two t-shirts?

Marty: Of course! I don’t go anywhere without a Safety Shirt.

Mal: Is it because you afraid of sweating out all that Big Guy Energy?

Marty: Nope, I just want to make sure I’m not going around cutting glass when my turkey’s done.

by Falcon Thunder Fist July 15, 2021

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Shagging Shirt

Every single gentleman at one time or another has had that one shirt that provides unrivaled luck with the ladies on a night out.

"Are you out tonight mate?"

"Am I! I've just ironed my shagging shirt! I'll be dusting off a few Turbo Chargers in Mission looking for a few game tarts".

by The Badger of Hull October 03, 2014

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