Murdochitis

A serious medical emergency...
Incidence - 1 in 500,000,000,000
Risks - Glaswegian, ginger in denial, triathlete
Symptoms - lying in hedges, talking vaguely about law in a strange ned-like accent, developing an aversion to downhill biking
cure - hair dye and 4 litres of whiskey

I was out one night and developed a strange case of murdochitis

by jizzzzzzzer April 25, 2009

murdoch

The place between your ball sack and cock, due to Rupert Murdoch's close resemblance to a scrotum while being a dick.

I've got a really itchy murdoch after that run.

by hairy A August 24, 2016

Murdoch

Cranky old man who loves to yell at kids and has a shit trim, kinda bald.

Person 1 - "Damn, Murdoch yelled at me again:

by 62OutlookDriveFan#1 March 24, 2024

Rupert Murdoch

Rupert Murdoch is a saying that means either "fucking bullshit" or Blasphemy, either way, its not a phrase to use lightly, or in public. Much like my other definitions

Don't waste time making money of Rupert Murdoch when you could be pimpin hoes, know what Im saaaaaayainnnnn - idk.

Rupert Murdoch over here.

by Flandusky The Goat September 9, 2025

Murdoch

to deceive and obfuscate the facts; a corrupting liar; to lie in pursuit of profit.

He/she is such a Murdoch. I promise I’m not being a Murdoch.

by Rocinante January 6, 2020

Oliver Murdoch

Biggest dosser going, supports a dead team and thinks he's a top shagger. Oliver Murdoch also the tiniest nob known to mankind and when he tried to shag Clarke Harris a washed up pen merchant for Peterborough Shited Fc he couldn't get hard, poor Oliver has Erectile Dysfunction.

Oliver Murdoch is a wanker he wears a wankers hat he supports shit football team and he's a fucking twat.

by USER 5838283 October 18, 2021

Murdoch reverse alarm

When you take 2 steps backwards and farting on an unsuspecting victim

Duncan pulled up on Johnny and dropped a Murdoch reverse alarm on him

by Richard head 87 September 2, 2025