Hemis

People of the half-jew half Christian group

Yo what’s up Hemis.

by BBKpats August 20, 2018

Hemi

His a sick cunt! Best 2k delayer of all time

Owns best botnet

Hemi delays stages because his a mad cunt

And he stopped rylcnd n glidey winning gold rush

by HemiTTV August 16, 2021

Hemi

The nickname of a Birmingham male who is very nice And well known

Yo hemi what you saying

by Hello there I’m daddy November 22, 2021

Hemis

A shy, retiring creature who lives in the naughty forest and dislikes the climbing of ladders.

Look at the norks on that Hemis!

by losibis January 17, 2021

tossing a hemi

Tossing a salad while your partner has a hemorroid

I bought some preperation H for my date tonight because I’m planning on tossing a hemi.

by Dickwyne January 6, 2024

Hemi-ideoaudment

Verb
1)
The act of listening to someone and thinking about something else at the same time

Broken down definition:

Hemi- similar to ‘semi,’ except it always means half instead of changing w/ context
ideo- thoughts
aud- hearing, sound, listening

ment- the act of doing something or the result of an action

Pronunciation:

hemi (rhymes with semi)
ideo (idea except the a is an o) ((also the o is silent when pronouncing the word))
aud (just like audio)
ment (you know this)

Alternative pronunciation explanation:

Semi-idea-odd-ment
‘S’ becomes ‘H’
Remove ‘A’

I’m not very good at Hemi-ideoaudment, could you repeat that?

by imaGentleman March 20, 2024

Hemi

Hemi: the most powerful mopar motor produced and will make all the women turn heads and think about giving you head for you manly motor

Yo bro does that thing got a hemi in it.

Omg does your truck have a hemi im so horney

by Hemi2.0 January 13, 2021