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jog through the fog

snorting a line of cocaine and then immediately ripping a fat bowl of cannabis.
I’mma take a jog through the fog. Line me up while I pack a bowl.
by occupationother February 25, 2019
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lost in the fog

When you hot box a small area and can't find the exit.
"Dude where's the door?"
"I dunno man, we're lost in the fog."
by Rhynockerous September 4, 2016
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Dog with The fog

Dog with The Fog = A dog helping a girl undergoing a disease known as "fibromyalgia" and a symptom known as "fibro fog."

“It’s called ‘fog’ for a reason:
(1) Fog can move in slowly or quickly, and without warning.

(2) Fog is very disorientating. It messes with sound perception, what and how much you see, it confuses your senses.

(3) You can lose direction and your way in fog. You may not be able to function properly, navigate well or at all until it clears.

Imagine that. That feeling, and now place it in your head. In your brain.” — Angelique Figueroa

“Fibro fog is like a jigsaw puzzle floating around in your head. You know where the pieces go, but when you try putting it together, the pieces disappear.” — Violet Ali

“Fibro fog is thinking in a manner that would equal trying to see clearly through waxed paper.” — Kayla Moen

“Fibro fog is like being temporarily disoriented. You cannot connect your thoughts. They come in and are not processed properly. It’s like having a brain full of cotton.” — Jennifer Parrett Piel
She walked into a room, came to an abrupt stop, not remembering only moments ago, her reasoning for going there. She called Dog with The Fog for moral support as she laid down, cried, and said, "Not again!"
by Newton Noodles February 11, 2017
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Fuck The Fog

A phrase for the wasted potential of a chance opportunity. This opportunity is usually lost due to the lack of appreciation for such a serendipitous moment.
“The camera was so unstable that in the end, I thought ‘fuck the fog’!”
by Hugh Wards January 29, 2020
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Dude the fog 😭

excl. — used online to express disbelief, confusion, or secondhand embarrassment; a dramatic, memeified way of saying “what the hell just happened?” It conveys that something is so confusing, cursed, or absurd that your brain short-circuits — like you’ve entered an emotional fog.
by Memecreator67 October 4, 2025
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The Ukranian Fog Horn

A sex act in which you stretch someone’s gaping anus, and scream the words of god into their cream hole.
I was so excited when said she would give me the ukranian fog horn. Too bad it ruptured my anus.
by Sponsored_rapist February 7, 2019
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the london fog

when having sex, right before the male is about to ejaculate, he pulls out and fires one in the girls/guys eye thereby blinding them. then as he begins to turn around in a complete circle, he farts in her face as his back is facing her causing quite the unpleasent smell, and when he comes around to complete the circle, slaps his partner in the face with his cock until his partner is disoriented. thus giving the full effect of being in london on a foggy day: you can't see anything, it wreaks lik crap and you're all dissoriented.
man you should have seen her stumbling around after i gave her the london fog
by DJ Raven December 9, 2008
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