deer rental

a prostitute that doesn't shave... anything
Bob: I fucked a deer rental last nite
Jose: EW!
by boobsack55 November 25, 2011
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deer whistle

A slang term for a marijuana cigarette. Often used during hunting in the Bruce county of Ontario to attract deer who have a scent for the sticky-icky.
Roll me up a few loose deer whistles would ya? I'm going after that fucker I hit with my car
by Tall Drink of Water December 12, 2013
mugGet the deer whistlemug.

deer dents

Scratches and dents that appear on a car after driving through a wooded area without concern for wildlife.
While driving through the woods with a beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other, Jason felt a bump and hoped that his insurance covered deer dents.
by Mike Payne May 16, 2008
mugGet the deer dentsmug.

Red deer

Red deer is a small city between Calgary and Edmonton, a dangerous street ass place to live. 5th most dangerous city in canada. primarily populated by drug dealers and crack addicts. The police don’t do shit in red deer. Home to two shitty high schools and a huge overdose rate.
Other names for red deer are Dead deer and shred deer
Bob yo dude I saw a dude tweaking out next to the 711 downtown!
Daniel no shit it’s red deer
by Lilwhiyte May 24, 2018
mugGet the Red deermug.

deer knuckle

That girl is wearing pants letting her deer knuckle show.
by p.a.409deda November 13, 2013
mugGet the deer knucklemug.

deer legs

after fucking so long and so hard, and it was so good,when you have to get up to go get a snack and you walk around the room like a newborn deer.
man,the other night I picked up this chick at the bar,we fucked so long I got deer legs!
by bigeasyone March 7, 2010
mugGet the deer legsmug.

deer goggles

a phenomena experienced when driving in wooded areas late at night. One experiencing the phenomena often finds his or her eyes transform every foreign object lurking roadside to be a deer. These foreign objects include but are not limited to small trees, road signs, the little reflector things, and especially mailboxes with relectors. As a result the driver may be overwhelmed thinking deer line the side of the road when really no deer are actually present.
I drove back to Fargo late last night and had the worst case of deer goggles; almost every mailbox I passed looked like a deer. It wasn't until I came closer to them that I realized I just had on my deer goggles.
by mwallis October 13, 2009
mugGet the deer gogglesmug.

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