phuket thailand

Phuket is the biggest island in Thailand, located in the Andaman Sea off southern Thailand.

guy1: whens the next flight to phuket thailand ?
guy2: i dont know but lets get on the earliest flight! i want some 5 dolla thai massage.
guy1: souki souki 5 dolla mmmm tasty

by UndeadDog October 7, 2008

Thailand Twitcher

While having sex, insert a dildo into your lady's vagina. Insert your penis, pushing the dildo inward causing involuntary muscle twitches and loss of limb control.

WARNING: Do not call doctor, in most countries this action is illegal and will contact the authorities.

I gave this chick a "Thailand Twitcher" last night and everything was going great...but then it backfired and now i cant stop sokdoksdk twitching!

by Sac War Man August 11, 2010

thailand

Place to get a mail order bride.

I couldn't get laid in the 'States so I ordered my wife from Thailand.

by the bg August 21, 2004

thivana

Thivana is a beautiful-looking brown girl who never fails to make people smile. She's amazing at doing her makeup, especially eyeliner. She's always surrounded by people who she loves and whoever meets Thivana instantly falls in love with her awkward yet amazing personality. Her sense of humor is broken yet so great and is always the life of the party. She's always dressed in the best outfits imaginable and is the best dressed in her group of friends! She might be slightly depressed (and emo) but that doesn't make her any less amazing! Keep all your girlfriends away from her because shes going to end up making them fruity too!

"Dude have you seen Thivana? Shes so amazing!"

by kumorixl April 11, 2022

phuket thailand

"Phuket" kind of sounds like Fuck it, so saying Phuket Thailand is just a funny way of saying it.

Girl:"I'm pregnant and it's yours."
Guy: "Phuket Thailand, no way!"

by denise77 January 21, 2008

thailand

A country in Asia where elephants are considered humans.

My wife is a thai elephant!

by bamb00 February 12, 2007

thailand

1) a country in asia... thats fucknig awesome.
2) a joke you play on your friends, usually guys.

1) thailand woman: lets smoke, drink and have sex with my hot sister!
2) me: whats the capitol of thailand?
him: er...
me: BANGKOK! *punch in the nuts*

by fanatacist July 24, 2004