Texident

A resident of Texas. Usually known to be a cowboy/cowgirl, have unusual accents, use the term 'Use'ta' 'Goin'ta' 'Fixin'ta' and 'Yall'.

On rare occasions may become president.

Do not support gay peoples, and are known to have mass genocides for this type of people.

George is a bad Texident. If I have to hear his horrific accent one more time....I will move to New Jersey!

Kids, this is about the idiot Texident who became President, by a horrible act of fate.

by Stetson June 17, 2008

Texident

The accident of sending the wrong text to the wrong person.

I just got in a texident! I meant to send Sarah a message telling her Lisa was a fat cunt, but I accidentally sent it to Lisa instead!

by Jenny B The Shizz October 10, 2008

Textument

Having an argument via text messaging.

Steve: dude what are you doing with that phone?
David: having a textument with my wife over the fact I said I'd be home two hours ago
Steve: well turn it off. It's your turn to buy a lap dance.

by Theosus2 December 17, 2008

texcident

A text message sent by accident while trying to correct a mistake

Don't pay attention to my previous message. It was a texcident.

by natik March 12, 2011

Textatantrum

The resultant text message, sent by someone who doesn't like what you said or did.

"Megan pitched a textatantrum when she saw the mess Kenny had left behind. "

by Aitchdog June 14, 2017

Tentapentahexaheriod

A stack of polygons.

Teacher: Alright class, today we will learn how many sides a Tentapentahexaheriod has!
Class: ...

by MogulGurUk September 7, 2023

teltament

A critical error in I, Satans EP: “The Eld Teltament”

“Bro the new I, Satan just released, it’s called “The Eld Teltament”.

“Lol what? Teltament?

“Yeah! It’s old English”

“Bruh that’s just how they drew their S’s back then”

“Bruh”

“Bruh”

by Nebro September 14, 2023