Tesla

Teslas are Ugly, 30 minutes to charge, Bad quality electric cars made by Elon Musk, Also They Can Explode. (like in the image) And Theres now tesla lightshows and crap.

Person 1: Look At My New Tesla Model X!
Person 2: That was kinda a bad idea?
Person 1: ITS NOT, ITS GOOD FOR THE EARTH AND HAS GOOD TECH IN IT!
Person 2: Yeah but then explain when the screen digitizer fails when its in D gear.
Person 1: I CAN STILL DRIVE IT TO A REPAIR SHOP
Person 2: Then what happens if if the repair price if the price is too much or the repair shop is very far away?

by anhandle123 December 8, 2023

Tesla

Hey, no. Nobody gives a fuck what Trump buys. Get him out of here. The stock market drop doesn't count as paying for AI.

Hym "Tesla is shit and it's about 2-5 years away from running on stolen AI. Stop trying to set me up as a liar so you don't have to tell the truth. Children died because you chose Elon arbitrarily because you wanted to try and claim that I was worse than a retard and now that I am the creator of AI and Elon is not, you are trying to cover it up. You're an ingrate and your word is good for nothing. No more carbon credits until he and the rest of them pay for AI."

by Hym Iam March 12, 2025

Tesla

An apparatus that is slid over a penis to make it look bigger.

Oh great another Tesla, yeah did you see the dick inside?

by Anonymous Painter March 12, 2025

Tesla Coven

A group of people who drive Tesla's, live in a mansion, and practice witchcraft. They are the type of people who drink Red Bull with a metal straw to save the turtles.

How can I join the Tesla Coven?
Well, just buy a Red Bull and drink it with a metal straw.

by Crayon Pop January 25, 2020

tesla coil

An amazing device invented by the great Serbian-American scientist Nikola Tesla (the greatest, yet least known, scientist of our time )that uses a Telsa transformer to create real lightning bolts of astronomical voltage and frequency. In fact, there's a Tesla transformer in your CRT monitor or TV.

"Man, I've gotta test my Tesla Coil -- I've just gotta find a way to hijack 500kW of power from the substation down the street."

by John Cactus September 6, 2005

tesla sex

When you have sexual intercourse in your Tesla while it’s on autopilot/self-driving mode. Also known as a road fuck on autopilot, a self-driving coitus, and a passing the time in a car.

While we were having Tesla Sex, my ass bumped the steering wheel and knocked it out of autopilot.

by ChocoFacial69 May 16, 2019

Tesla Coil

*cont* Their arcs can be purple, or bright white *edged with blue*, depending on the type, size, and current. 99.99 percent of people that build these for fun are boys, but there are the occasional girls, including yours truly. If you want more and more immediate info, ask the people on www.4hv.org. You need to make an account though and the mods do not dig one ounce of spam. The account is free though. They depict these in the movie "The Sorcerer's Apprentice." END :D

It's weird enough to say "I love Tesla Coils" really fast when you are a girl, but it is weirder when you hear a boy say that.

by Fractal-Pterodactyl December 27, 2011