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Mrs Northern Dinnerlady's Termite and Bean Crunch

Forced to explore new culinary options to feed the UK's schoolkids following Jamie Oliver's crusade on turkey twizzlers, Mrs Northern Dinnerlady came up with her termite and bean crunch - exactly what it says on the tin, a mix of termites and baked beans in a shortcrust pastry case. Very popular with the lads and lasses. N.B. Dinnerladies are the fine women who serve the nation's children with food at lunchtime at school, and the Northern ones are fucking units
Jesus wept, I just burned the roof of my mouth on Mrs Northern Dinnerlady's Termite and Bean Crunch, pet
by David Burrycurps Mk. 2 December 1, 2022
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Termite

Any Girl Who Might Have The Certain Craving For "Wood"
Girl: You Want A BJ?
Guy: You Are Such A Termite
by Mateo19 February 25, 2008
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Jesus Terminator

The most definite and manly form of power in the universe. Jesus Terminator is stronger than Chuck Norris combined with Cthulhu, but has a heart of pure gold. Alternatively, the phrase is used to describe macho manliness of an excessive magnitude.
Hey, dude, have you been working out? You look so Jesus Terminator today!
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The Terminator

The Terminator occurs when you are having sexual intercourse with a woman, and just when you think she is going to have an orgasm, you pull out, stand up, and say "Ill be back"..You better run fast though, because she will be pissed.
"Hey John, I pulled a The Terminator on Jenni last night"

"You dumb shit!"
by Seedawgio March 4, 2009
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trinite

After Holly bought her rabbit, she discovered the zen of trinite.
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texas terminator

When you put a fist in the butt and one in the vag.
Man i gave that airman the ultimate texas terminator
by Kaysee Thompson June 23, 2006
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termidite

my friend is dumb and will always talk before his head knows what he's trying to say and something random and unknown comes out....... A termidite is a friend that's also a muck, that irritates the shit out of you pretty often
Quit trying to bang my sister you termidites

Every time I come home from work this termidite is playing madden on my tv
by roboyto December 15, 2008
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