Tea Temper

The result of insulting a wealthy English person into the upper class equivalent of a psychopathic rage; specifically, shaking so much that they spill their tea.

Not to be confused with talentless "musician" Tempah T.

David Cameron is owed a Tea Temper, all over his trust funded crotch.

by AndyTheRoo May 14, 2011

Bush Temper

A next level temper tantrum. Generally followed with punching inanimate objects or throwing things. Sometimes accompanied by extreme profanity.

Holy shit! Did you see that dude's Bush Temper? I don't think they'll ever be able to remove that condenser from home boy's ass!

by NavlemNosaj January 11, 2016

ambiant temper

why the fuck are you searching this up on urban dictionary go read the bible

hmm i am reading chemestry text book and i wonder what ambiant temper is? i am gonna go check the most trusted dictionary

by i know nothingk May 16, 2019

Temper

An aggressive man you do not want to f*ck with.

Ay yo this man is a real Temper, he roasted me all because I ate his chicken wing.

by tempooh alias December 21, 2017

temper-resistant

Robustly constructed to "shrug off" much of da assorted bashing, kicking, prying, etc. of furiously-impatient individuals who are not obtaining da desired results from da item being pounded on.

Computers can be so frustrating dat they should be extra-sturdily constructed to be at least moderately temper-resistant.

by QuacksO February 10, 2020

Temper Postal

A few steps above a temper tantrum...

Im temper postal! That from fucker cut me off!

by Xander71 August 23, 2020

Temper Bi

An individual who claims temporarily bisexuality, when they’ve been caught performing sexual acts on another individual of the same sex/gender. Then the said individual receives a free pass on the matter and can’t be mentioned

Drill sergeant : “private cox why are you holding another privates, Privates!”
Private cox: “SIR, TEMPER BI, SIR!! “
Drill sergeant: “Well okay then Private as you were.”

by JokerStroker January 26, 2018