This is what you say when you go to a hermaphrodites house on halloween. Ultimately you give the hermaphrodite one of two options of what she wants sucked.
You: *ding dong*
Herm: *opens door*
You: Dick or teet!?
Herm: What!? ... ... dick, please.
You: all right! *joy motion*
Herm: *opens door*
You: Dick or teet!?
Herm: What!? ... ... dick, please.
You: all right! *joy motion*
by Captain Explode October 20, 2006
Get the dick or teetmug. by DivinePoptart September 9, 2009
Get the suckle the teetmug. Specifically long skinny dangling breasts that have had the perky youth sucked out of them as well as not likely ever been cupped by a bra nor ever been surgically enhanced.
He had penchant for yam teets due to the fact that in his youth the only naked pictures he had access to were in National Geographic.
by Carranca March 19, 2011
Get the Yam teetsmug. by The one Bruce to dismiss them November 17, 2017
Get the Russian Teetmug. 3 or more people with heightened levels of self loathing each pour a Four Loko into a vessel, ideally a bucket, upon which time each individual uses a bendy straw to collectively chug the contents in as little time as possible
by King Neb December 14, 2018
Get the Mother’s Teetmug. An all powerful person who can defeat Thanos easily with one leg. He died for our sins. Follow him @Greg_Teets_fanpage_thickstack on instagram please
by Swiss Boy123 February 4, 2019
Get the Greg Teetsmug. by King February 3, 2005
Get the 2 Teet'mug.