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tecmobowl

(v.) To dominate an opponent so effectively that the opponent is convinced you knew their exact strategy.

Named for the NES football game Tecmo Bowl, in which the defense had to select from one of 8 possible offensive plays to defend against. If they guessed the one the offense actually ran, they would shed every block, run at max speed, and almost instantly gang tackle the quarterback or running back.
Man, did you see the Tampa Bay Buccaneers tecmobowl the Raiders in that Super Bowl? The Bucs coach was the Raiders coach the previous year, so he literally knew what plays they were going to run! It was ridiculous.
by Santhizar February 22, 2011
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Teetotalitarian

A person who is both a teetotaler (someone who doesn't drink) and who has a totalitarian way of viewing the world (dictatorial, requiring complete subservience). Rather like a vegan who preaches to others they should do the same
Mate1: How did that chat with the new date go?

Mate 2: She seemed great until she dropped the teetotalitarian bombshell. Not content with being a teetotaler, she went on to suggest I should give up my modest drinking as it did her ex no favours!

Mate 1: Wow, that's a bit control freaky isn't it? Is she expecting all her new bfs to comply with her little teetotalitarian dictatorship?

Mate 2: It sure kinda feels that way sometimes with teetotalers!
by ViceManAndy January 20, 2020
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tedmond

The best boy in the world. He’s so hot and smart. He’s Asian and eats rice.
Bro tedmond is so cool, look at him eating rice!
by Tedurban11 February 2, 2022
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Tecmo Jukes

Running in a zig zag pattern to avoid being tackled, popularized by Tecmo Super Bowl. Successfully used in all levels of football. REAL football.
Did you see that return by Deion? He ran some serious Tecmo Jukes on that D.
by cinco June 19, 2006
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Tecmo Bo

The greatest video game athlete of all-time in the greatest sports video game of all-time, Tecmo Super Bowl. Only player in the game who could score even if you called his play. Unfortunately, the real life Bo Jackson didn't do as well as his NES counterpart
I just scored with Tecmo Bo from my 1 yard line after the computer called his play
by i dont like cool kids September 10, 2006
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Telmo

A telmo is a swag master with good ass hair
Telmo is a plain pimp
by Swag master 420 March 4, 2015
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Temoller

Sarah has got temoller
by Captain Awesome II December 16, 2011
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