Techtarded

Retarded when it comes to using computers, retards using technology..

I can't snaptwat I'm techtarded.

by Hahahotroddinhaley November 8, 2020

Tecate Bukkake

A drinking game, take a Tecate, shake it up, poke holes in it just like a shotgun, pop the tab and spray and chug.

Andrew: Let's play Tecate Bukkake!
*Eric shakes up can and pokes hole*
*Sprays all over girls in teeshirts who try to drink the mexican glory*
Andrew: TECATE BUKKAKE!

by Tecatsey August 11, 2010

TicaTaca

Demi-god. Resides on in a small tub, feeding on only the souls of children and strawberrys. TicaTaca is comonly reverd as a modern day jesus, only way cooler.
Has no relation to tic-tacs.

"I saw TicaTaca turn water into a Bunnay."

"I'll Tica you're Taca"

by Rutan December 14, 2008

Teratard

Tard - a retard who is so dumb, they don't even deserve the -re
Retard - being a Tard twice
Tritard - being a Tard three times
Teratard - being a Tard 1 trillion times

tera - prefix for 1 trillion

"Trump is an amazing guy," said the little fucking Teratard

by SpiceRice May 15, 2019

tecate

Australian for beer

Tecate, Australian for beer.

by Gramith December 19, 2008

Techtard

One who is technologically ignorant or lacking sufficient computer skills to function like a modern human.

Grandma: I tried adding your Facebook wall to mine but I couldn't find you.
Me: What?

Grandma: How do I send a comment?

Grandma: And what is "the twitter?" Do I need to be on that?
Me: Stop being such a techtard.

by chickenb1tch December 17, 2013

TEATARD

someone who, when making a cuppa tea removes the teabag before adding milk.

that cuppa had better not have been made the TEATARD way???

This tea taste like a TEATARD made it.

by macks83 January 13, 2012