Paying the Taxes

what your parents say they are doing in there room while they are accualy having sex

Kid 1: wheres mom and dad

kid 2 : paying the taxes in their room

kid 3: (muitters) stupid

Paying the Taxes by stupidimnotputtingmyname April 13, 2011

Do Taxes 

Canadian slang term for gay sex

Mike and Bob were excited to get home to do taxes together after a night out on the town.

Do Taxes by AshG2013 October 4, 2019

It pays the taxes 

The replacement saying for "It pays the bills" in reference to writing off a job as merely a means of income, and in no way an enjoyable or lucrative way of making a living.
Due to the increase in taxes "It pays the taxes" takes the place of "It pays the bills" while it takes a second job or additional income to actually pay the bills.

"How's your new job going?"

"It's going ... it pays the taxes. I'm looking for a part-time job now to pay the bills"

It pays the taxes by The Cason-Point April 13, 2010

Italian Taxes

A disaster. These taxes are the worst taxes in the entire world. That’s why everyone never pay them.

American: Hey Mario have you paid taxes
Mario: DAMN BRO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT! ITALIAN TAXES ARE BAD!

Italian Taxes by UnGenio January 30, 2020

stunt like taxes 

a lyric used by Chief Keef; meaning that someone's living life like they're getting their W-2 money from tax returns

Paul spends $500 like pocket change he'll always stunt like taxes.

stunt like taxes by heartbrecklovesosa March 1, 2017

On-demand and taxes 

Parents version of Netflix and Chill, watching movies on demand and doing taxes.

"We found an affordable movie and did an On-Demand and taxes"

On-demand and taxes by Talented Turtle April 2, 2017

Filing My Taxes 

Takin a big fucking shit

"I'll be right back guys, gotta filing my taxes real quick."

Filing My Taxes by Gay Ass Jimmie May 31, 2018