slangin taters

to get tatertots and sell them at a reasonable price

i be slangin taters

slangin taters by kdianliz May 28, 2011

Joshin your taters 

To fondle balls

I’m just joshin your taters

Dude Lisa joshed my taters last week.

Joshin your taters by C-Daddy The Great November 29, 2020

Shirt Taters 

A slang term for breasts. Originating from the idea of two potatoes being smuggled under one's shirt.

"I went jogging without a sports bra and now my shirt taters are so sore."

"When shots get poured at our parties, you're bound to see some shirt taters come out."

"Damn! Look at the shirt taters on her!"

Shirt Taters by BoatCrew September 24, 2011

dick taters 

newly created slang term for genital warts on penis..

I was just about to deep throat his cock, but my tongue felt something funny, and I saw that he had a bad case of the Dick Taters!!!

dick taters by gomer79 February 27, 2011

drilling taters

to hit several homeruns in MVP baseball '05

'the cubs were forced to go the bullpen early in liue of the 16 taters that were drilled off the starting pitcher'

'i shellacked 37 dingers, also smashed 12 round trippers, and ultimately was drilling taters 88 consecutive times, shattering the single season record'

drilling taters by Twitzle to the tweezy December 6, 2007

jewish taters 

the act of taking a dump on a bitches chest then peeing in the middle of it making it resemble mashed potatoes and gravy.

Anthony:So i got with this chick last night she was nice....and black...she tried givin me a "dry" blowjob i slapped the bitch in her dam mouth and knocked out her friggen teeth.Then i gave her the jewish taters she was flabbergasted.
Alex:i just got hard
Matt:YOU DA MAN!

jewish taters by ballstits February 21, 2008

Shroom Taters

The Act of Pounding your friends hand in a fist after a hilarious rumor has been unleashed or one of your friends just got lade

Carl gave me shroom taters when I banged the fuck out of this sleezy hoe.

Shroom Taters by CT Gillespie May 24, 2006