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Multi-task

Adj - etymology - early 1980's douche bag corporate speak multe-tasc-ing

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1. (tasker) secret derogatory term for individuals who can do more than one thing poorly at the same time;

2. (tasker) regularly abused corporate speak for overworked jack holes that have more to do than they possibly can accomplish in a reasonable amount of time;

3. (root definition: to multi-task) specifically - taking a dump while jacking off at the same time;
Definition 2:
Employee1 - "I have to finish two projects and one for the guy that just got fired"

Employee2 - "I guess you are going to have to multi-task"

Employee1 - "Yeah I am going to multi-task myself into unemployment"

Definition 3:
Boss - "I am looking for employees that are willing to take on some hard projects - I am going to need multi-taskers"

Employee1 and Employee2 - (long smirking looks at each other) "yea - we can do that (muffled snickering)"
by wer999999 January 30, 2010
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mid task

someone that kind of sucks and has middy tendencies...someone in between an easy and difficult task
Oh Look. Its a MID TASK.

That mid task just fucked my girlfriend!

Why is that kid being such a mid task at the party
by Lucas Tiberio March 5, 2009
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task master

One who is a master at performing tasks; is known to perform tasks well- multiply at a time. They are great and not everyone can achieve the level of the task master. Becoming a task master means being disciplined and focused.
girl: hey that boy over there is a task master! did you see the way he paid the clerk, answered his cell phone, and threw away his trash all at the same time?
boy: nothing like my friend at work who works on the computer, does filing, keeps track of inventory and answers the phone all at once.
girl: oh, guess your friend really is a task master!
by Stephanie T September 7, 2005
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Bitch Task

Any task delegated to a newbie because A) Nobody wants to do it, and B) They're new
Toe sucking is best left to Stephen, because he likes it too much for it to be a bitch task
by Nightman2011 October 12, 2011
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Task Fiend

Someone who claims to meticulously plan and enact everyday activities, only to spend all day doing nothing, browsing social media, etc.
“Why has Evan spent all day on instagram? I thought he had stuff to do!”
“Yeah, his task is to go on instagram. He’s a task fiend.”
by chillhead May 15, 2021
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Munch Task

The act of performing cunnilingus on a female. A colloquialism pertaining to a woman receiving a "blow job".
"Dude, last night I received an amazing MUNCH TASK. He was all like Om nom nom all over that shit."
by Fiddlewick May 29, 2013
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penis task

When a woman asks a man to complete something easy on her behalf, typically because she's too lazy, inept or just looking for male attention. The woman in question is of the mind that men put the pussy on a pedestal and will do anything for brownie points.
When Becky gave me the penis task of hanging pictures in her office, I just laughed and walked away.
by SeñorGuapo April 17, 2019
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