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Multi-task

Adj - etymology - early 1980's douche bag corporate speak multe-tasc-ing

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1. (tasker) secret derogatory term for individuals who can do more than one thing poorly at the same time;

2. (tasker) regularly abused corporate speak for overworked jack holes that have more to do than they possibly can accomplish in a reasonable amount of time;

3. (root definition: to multi-task) specifically - taking a dump while jacking off at the same time;
Definition 2:
Employee1 - "I have to finish two projects and one for the guy that just got fired"

Employee2 - "I guess you are going to have to multi-task"

Employee1 - "Yeah I am going to multi-task myself into unemployment"

Definition 3:
Boss - "I am looking for employees that are willing to take on some hard projects - I am going to need multi-taskers"

Employee1 and Employee2 - (long smirking looks at each other) "yea - we can do that (muffled snickering)"
by wer999999 January 30, 2010
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mid task

someone that kind of sucks and has middy tendencies...someone in between an easy and difficult task
Oh Look. Its a MID TASK.

That mid task just fucked my girlfriend!

Why is that kid being such a mid task at the party
by Lucas Tiberio March 5, 2009
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task master

One who is a master at performing tasks; is known to perform tasks well- multiply at a time. They are great and not everyone can achieve the level of the task master. Becoming a task master means being disciplined and focused.
girl: hey that boy over there is a task master! did you see the way he paid the clerk, answered his cell phone, and threw away his trash all at the same time?
boy: nothing like my friend at work who works on the computer, does filing, keeps track of inventory and answers the phone all at once.
girl: oh, guess your friend really is a task master!
by Stephanie T September 7, 2005
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Monkey tasking

Engaging in two or more pointless, unproductive but usually fun or amusing activities at the same time!
Ronald Dumsfield: Sorry I'm late, Whatup?
George V. Bush : Not a lot bizznitch, just monkey tasking like I do.
RD: True, true.
by GBuss December 9, 2009
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over-tasking

Similar to Halo, where you first get any type of multi-kill, ie: double, tripple... then on to overkill. To achieve this you must be doing more than two tasks of any sort because less that three is but mere multitasking.
Mac: Bro, the other night I was downing a beer and texting at the same time, then my buddy gives me a high-five right in the middle of all this cause some fine b*tches walked in.

Jesse: Damn son, you were over-tasking like a pro.

Mac: Straight up.
by PapaMpartier April 13, 2011
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chaos-tasking

Multi-tasking X 10. A condition or operational level guaranteed to result in zero productivity, a vast array of mistakes, and a level of hyperactivity at which one can operate for only very short periods of time. Synonym: hyper-tasking.
While chaos-tasking the other day, I was riding my motorcycle in the high speed lane at rush hour, never dropped below 120, texting two of my friends, talking on my cell, and reading some statistical research on the way to school.

The only problem I had was reading the notes I wrote down while I was doing my chaos-tasking.
by Prof K June 16, 2008
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Munch Task

The act of performing cunnilingus on a female. A colloquialism pertaining to a woman receiving a "blow job".
"Dude, last night I received an amazing MUNCH TASK. He was all like Om nom nom all over that shit."
by Fiddlewick May 29, 2013
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