tampooned

the act of a woman youre not really dating hiding tampoons in your bathroom so as to warn other women of her presence.

a chick tampooned sometime last week and it ruined my chances with this girl i had over.

by chismgism January 11, 2012

tampoon

a female sanitary aid which goes in a nice warm place..

When the man watched the attractive woman bend over to pick something up, he silently wished he was her tampoon.

by fuckman January 5, 2008

Tampoon

Tampoon is a word I made up ages ago. It's used to describe a tampon used by very large women; resembles a cotton harpoon. Vampires use them to make tea

I can't believe she uses a tampoon

by babyswanlets July 21, 2011

Tampoon

When a lady accidentally drops a tampon (unused of course) from her handbag in an awkward public place. ie. Buckingham Palace.

Incoming tampoon! I tampooned on the check-out chick while paying for groceries.

by RogueRouge October 1, 2009

Tappoutophobia

the fear of being tapped out (or ball tapped)

fuckin' a carl did'nt i tell you i had tappoutophobia

by YOU WILL KNOW WHO THIS IS...EVENTUALLY June 3, 2006

tampoon

when one uses a tampon as a harpoon usually takin place by a thrust of the forearm in a forward action to throw the tampoon diectly at ur targets face

tj:dude ryanne is so annoying at work
drew: you should just tampoon her, that will shut her up
tj: yea i should!

by tj dooley December 22, 2008

tapoo

The act of sticking a lit joint in someone's eye.

Last night was totally rockin' until Jim tapooed me. That shit stung like a bitch!

by Jim23894759832938475 April 14, 2009